00:29 Intro + Random Holiday Character Rant
4:49 Folgers … It's Not Us, It's You
Making Coffee Tough To Enjoy Again
11:47 Tom Selleck
Celebrating Tom Selleck's chest hair and a grandma's libido
22:18 The House that Maxwell Built
Only slightly less harsh than Folger's, we still have nothing good to say.
26:16 George Drank McCafé During His Camping Trip
George Recaps his camping trip up in Zion National Park, and reveals his fondness for McCafé, preferably from a gallon-sized tub.
41:42 Greg's Long-winded Story About Hiking The Narrows
If there's one thing you know it's that Greg will be sure to bogart his time on the mic. This time, with a semi-unrewarding recap of hiking the famous Narrows river trail in Zion back in 2008.
48:58 Chocolate Covered Rocks
1:09:59 Don Francisco's
The least offensive of the bunch, Don Francisco's reigns supreme over the kingdom of Basic Grounds
1:13:43 Broccoli Latte
Still trying to figure out why anyone would make this, and why we would even spend 2 minutes discussing it
1:15:30 Solo movie
Greg offers his non-spoiler sentiments on Solo: A Star Wars Movie
1:38:49 Deadpool 2 movie
Greg offers even more inaccurate nerd thoughts on yet another movie: Deadpool 2 (non-spoiler)
1:39:39 Deadpool/Ryan Reynolds Theory
George is insecure, and wants to fight Channing Tatum
1:45:17 Football Tales
Drawing some sort of parallel between football and ending up in a role that you're built for … and possibly just grasping at straws in order to give this obnoxious episode any level of merit. If you made it this far, another 7 minute story won't hurt you.